To the Googler

Who just hit my site with the search "become a porkchop", I have to ask . . . WHAT?

Why in the world would you even have that thought? What is wrong with you?

True, I was disturbed by the search for "Babies Wearing Glasses Photos", amused by "Dukes of Hazard Heat Transfer" and thoroughly disgusted by "Breastfeeding Public Urination" (huh?).

But "Become a Porkchop"? What possesses someone to look for that? What was going through your head when you came up with that one?

Fool.