I sense something is going on tomorrow. Anyone care to clue me in? Can't be anything exciting involving the election. I mean, the recount and lawsuits don't begin until Wednesday.
Personally, I'm voting for Jon Stewart. I think we could use a president that is willing to call Putin a dick. Other than Cheney, of course.
Speaking of Cheney, my wife and I are wondering if he has a pull chord in his back, like on a lawn mower. "Shit, Cheney's down! Cheney's down!" Vroom. Vroom. VROOOOOOOM. "Okay, he's ticking again."
Oh, and if you don't vote tomorrow I'm going to come over there and personally kick your ass. If you can find the time to vote for the MTV Movie Awards "Best Kiss" then surely you can muster some time to do something important. Okay Ass Monkey? Okay.
I love reading your blog.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to kick my ass, I already voted. :)
As for Cheney the answer to your question is...no. That's why they installed the "pacemaker" a few years back. If Cheney had gone down during his lunch with the Prez the advisors weren't sure W would know how to get him started again and then cause an incident.
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The Physicist
He's more machine now than man . . .
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