I Made This Half-Pony Half-Monkey Monster to Please You

Jonathan Coulton Says: "Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?"

Bonus:


Last week I left a note on Laura’s desk
It said I love you signed anonymous friend
Turns out she’s smarter than I thought she was
She knows I wrote it, now the whole class does too
And I’m alone during couple skate
When she skates by with some guy on her arm
But I know that I’ll forget the look of pity in her face
When I’m living in my solar dome on a platform in space