Disturbing image of the day:

Pudgy, pale carptenter in short shorts, no shirt, wearing a tool belt, a bandana and glazed with sweat. Add to that image his team of apprentices in the same get up and you have a moment that Richard Simmons would run away from. I feel like I’m caught in some sort of sex dream that the Village People would have.

Great. Now "Village People Sex Dream" will show up in a google search. Why do I do this to myself?

Eh?