Today's AICN Exclamation Point Count

35. Yes, 35 on only the home page. 35. That is exactly 35 more than should have been used.

Please, someone stop Harry and Ain't It Cool News before their inflated sense of self-importance grows to the point that it blocks out the sun and all life on Earth will cease.

Or, as AICN would say:

Please! Stop!! AICN!!!!! Insert penis or sex joke here because I'm Harry Knowles and I never made it past 8th grade. Boobies. Hee hee!!!!!!!!