Friday, July 02, 2004

Um

These AP photos are all over the wires.

I honestly hope we aren't spreading democracy through the world by performing Village People songs. Or maybe it was skit night at diplomat's summer camp?

Ladies and gentlemen, our Secretary of State:



Even the guitar player is saying, "Sweet Jesus that man dances like he has hemorrhoids."

This one is my favorite because it looks like Colin is really shaking his ass, something I feel diplomats don't do enough. The whole US diplomatic team is here, and I bet they fought over who got to be the Indian.



Think of it, if this were our diplomatic plan throughout the world, we might attain peace. Reach an impasse? Sing YMCA. Disagree? Do the hustle.

However, I have to admit, as frightening as these pictures are, as much as I wish Mr. Powell did not choose the International Stage to do this, I am so happy it wasn't Madeline Albright. With bills in her g-string.

Shudder.

Politics and dancing, let's hope that never the twain shall meet again.

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