I was thinking to myself, "Wow, Self. We're going to need to get our collective asses to a store and buy a new computer monitor. This one you've been using for the past several years is getting blurry."
"Well Corporeal Being," said my Self, "if you'd clean the damn dust off of the thing, you'd probably be able to be able to see better."
"Wow Self," I said, "You just saved me hundreds of dollars!"
"True dat," said my Self, "True dat. Hey, why have you been listening to the Postal Service, or bands doing covers of the Postal Service all day long?"
"Shut the hell up Self."
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