Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Dear Stupid People

Please stop trying to contact me today, either be fax, email or telephone. In the long run you only hurt yourselves because, well, I'm going to have to stick my foot up your ass. And I'm wearing hiking shoes with very hard soles. It won't be comfy nor enjoyable.

In fact, my goal would be to send your rectum flying out of your ears. So, seriously, STOP. For the love of all that is good and sacred, STOP.

Take your vapid, moronic prattle and unload it on someone who actually gives a rat's ass about your "issue". Because, frankly, I'm not caring right now.

Thanks.

Oh, one last thing. If you're stupid, don't leave a comment either. Half-witted, mono-syllabic ass goblin.

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