But I'm beginning to thing that Kevin Federline isn't too bright. My personal theory is a combination of brain injuries and lead-laden paint chips. Or, maybe he's just a genetic dumbass.
Still, when Stereogum posted this video yesterday, I was shocked. SHOCKED. I personally had no idea that a) music could suck that much and b) one human being could be so wrapped up in his own greasy shell that he's completely blind to the fact that not only is he not contributing to humanity, but he's actually degrading it. Seriously. Monkeys are sitting around right now thinking, "Well hell, even I'm smarter than that and I touch my own feces." I don't know. Maybe Kevin touch his own feces too.
It seems as if he doesn't even have the intelligence to toast a piece of bread, much less string together a coherent thought. I'm beginning to think that PopoZao is Portuguese for half-witted, drooling dipshit.
I think it's a shame that he's married to one of our most treasured . . . whatever Britney is.
P.S. I'm going to be punished for this vitriolic missive. I will do something nice for someone today. Namely, myself. Because I need to scrub out my ear canal to remove the memory of this horrible song.
I will say one thing though, they (Brit and Kevin) make cute babies. Sean Preston was on the cover of Peopl with his Mommy last week.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you about the song. He needs to be sent to the island so we can vote him off.
Yeah, but how many kids does the guy need to father? Is he trying to repopulate the earth with greasy back up dancers?
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