Friday, September 22, 2006

Being A Parent vs. Being A Dog Owner

Situation: A peanut, or other small food object drops on the floor.

As a parent:
OH MY GAWD! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! The baby will choke! SHE HAS A VERY SMALL ESOPHAGUS! SHE COULD CHOKE! Wheeze! Pant! Huff!

As a dog owner:
Don't worry, the dog will get it as soon as he's done with that turkey leg I dropped earlier.

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