Monday, November 20, 2006

On Birthdays and Boors

Every year, on a certain date, you get older. It's not something you can stop, so you embrace it and enjoy each coming year as a gift.

Yet, there are also those people who like to make aging jokes, despite the fact that they too are getting older. They make jokes about your hearing, sight problems, senility. They also think these jokes are funny. Unlike aging, this should be something that you can stop. And, yet, you cannot. These boorish morons jabber on and on and on using the same tired jokes for everyone of their friends, every year ad infinitum. You are powerless to stop them despite the fact that the jokes are now so forced and painful that they require Flomax to simply get eundure them.

But, naturally, you're the bad person when you kick them in the crotch until they shut up.

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