Monday, March 19, 2007

Sheer Agony

Ever have a hamstring cramp?

There is no describing the pain. I was quietly sitting at my desk when I felt a twinge and moved my leg slightly. That's when it started to constrict. Sheer, utter agony. Not to be confused with agonist.

Then I tried to straighten my leg, hoping it would abate.

Only, that made it hurt more. Like pulling taffy. Ultimately it took my wife massaging the muscle and me inventing seven new words to solve the problem.

Because of this, I personally believe I can no longer sit at a desk to work. Therefore, I must be paid to do nothing. If you're willing to do this, please feel free to contact me. It must be noted that if you pay me to do nothing then, in actuality, I can do no harm either. It's a win-win situation.

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