Yes, well, um . . . Happy Thanksgiving. I’ve been working my ass off this week and have had nary a moment to write for the website. Again, not that you should care. You see, that would assume that people are reading this drivel.

You weren’t actually reading it were you? Oh, I’m sorry. I guess you haven’t discovered where I keep the nude pictures of Margaret Thatcher yet.

Anyway, I should be back to my regular posting schedule by . . . March. Of 2009.