Random Thought(s) for the day:

Why is cheese edible? Milk goes bad after a few days but cheese is good for a long, long time. What is it doing to our insides?

Why would anyone get someone else’s name tattooed on their ass? Doesn’t that doom the relationship from the start?

If Mariah Carey made an album and no one bought it, would we still have to put up with her whiney talent less shrieking?

Why is it that if you watch a mere twenty minutes of MTV do you have dreams that Sammy Hagar is showing you his bathroom and why do you start using words like badonkadonk? I don’t even know what a badonkadonk is.