Though This is Technically a Post, There Will Be No Post Today

Shut up. I know you're saying this is a post when it isn't a post. It's a preemptive post to let you know that I won't post.

When I am able to post, I'll tell you all about zoos and monkeys and llamas and the house we bought. They are not all related.

In the meantime I give you this. It is, indeed, a robot doing Tai Chi. Yes Tai Chi. You see, when the Robot Revolution starts and the robots rise up against our cruelty, they must first find their center. I think it was Sun Tzu who said, "Before going after your foe, make sure you are calm, relaxed and have had at least three cappuccinos."

I think it was Sun Tzu. Might have been Mussolini. Or Starbucks. Hard to tell.

Discuss