Five Country Songs I Plan To Write, Perform and Market in 2004

1. I Gave Her My Heart, She Gave Me the Clap
2. Honey Don’t (I Just Painted That)
3. Drop Kick Me Linus Torvald Through the Production Kernel 2.6.0 Patch of Life
4. I’ve Got Friends (Who Use Windows 3.1)
5. The Monkey Ate The Nachos