National Treasure Britney Spears is pregnant! Serial sperm-dropper Kevin Federline is a father for the third time! Sweet. Won't it be great to see how he can be an absent father to a third child? I wonder if they'll name it Cheeto? Question is, how will this kid ever learn to tie shoes? Britney never wears them and, as noted Spearsologist Stereogum noted, Kevin can't tie his own shoes.
I wish the Spears-Federlines luck in their pregnancy. Today the Kevin Federline Bolts clock is officially set at zero.
I can't wait to watch this unfold. Britney alone is worth the gawking, but with child? Holy shit, it'll be better than television. Plus, after the child's 15 year latency period, the little bugger will provide us with his/her own style of crash and burn.
All hail white trash.
oh! oh! oh! it *is* going to be on TV!
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