Ever make a mistake, notice it too late and then have everything go into slow motion because no matter how many times you say you're sorry it's not going to fix the issue and you know there's someone off in another state who's really pissed off at you now?
I'm so screwed.
Sigh.
What exactly do you do in that situation? I don't think everyone is going to be super mad at me. But I'm super mad at me. And now I feel like I should quit what I'm doing, become a hermit and never talk to another human being again.
Besides, I always felt work was overrated. What does it get you?
Money.
But what does money get you?
Taxes.
What do taxes get you?
Reflux.
What does an ulcer get you?
Medication.
Nowhere in there do I see super powers. Just once, instead of getting my thumb sliced on a mandolin slicer, can't I get bitten by a radioactive spider? Or blasted by gamma rays? Or at least have a swollen middle finger so I could be "Super Flick Off Man".
No. All I get is a headache and more work. It's like black mold. You can never get rid of it. And if you can get rid of it, you lose your insurance.
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