Friday, September 23, 2005

Perdition's Flames

Ow. My stomach is on fire today. I mean on fire. So bad that the mere thought of ingesting anything violates an article of the Geneva Convention. Sigh. Even coffee.

Damned GERD. Damned GERD medication not working.

Ow. Pity me.

Or suffer my acid spouting wrath.

Whimper.

Sorry. That was all very gross. So, here, this is to cleanse your mental palate:

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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:26 AM

    I've always heard that swallowing a live kitten will clean that stomach acid right up! It's better than fiber!

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  2. Anonymous10:41 AM

    I have a really inappropriate response to that. But I'll spare you.

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  3. Anonymous12:34 PM

    Eh, come on. We're all friends here... (Unless the inappropriate response has something to do with the bowels. Then, please keep it to yourself.)

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  4. Katherine9:54 PM

    . . . by way of someone's blog and then by way of another one I stumbled here upon yours . . . and you have no idea who I am of course, and I don't know you . . . I swear I'm not a advisee stalker :) . . . but my life's work is nutrition and health . . . and pardon me for just blurting here but in regards to the GERD: you have food allergies . . . or rather you have food sensitivities . . . but don't take my word for it of course :) . . . there's a book that will explain more . . it's by a guy named Elson Haas . . . he's a physician, a nutritionist . . . and he'll explain what tests you need to ask your personal physician for to find out what the deal is and you can see it for yourself in black and white from lab tests . . . this is totally different than the skin tests a dermatologist would do which only looks for a specific sort of allergy . . . The book has a bit of an odd title - The False Fat Diet - it has to do with how the body reacts to long term food sensitivites . . . You can buy the book used off ebay or amazon I bet for $5. That's worth it if for nothing else to say: well, that chick may have been a nut but at least I tried . . . :) . . . wishing you well . . .

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