Tuesday, July 25, 2006

And It Didn't Hurt . . . Much

I rode my fastest 20 miles today. Broke my own record by about 2 minutes. If you've ever tried to go just one mile an hour faster on a bike, you know how much of an accomplishment that is. I only wish I had more time to ride further.

Anyway. I don't know why I posted that. But if I keep up my mileage for this month I'll finally, FINALLY cross 500 miles for the month. I'm considering quitting my job so I can go on longer rides. Anyone want to sponsor me? I'll gladly change my name if you sponsor me. I have no problem being known as "Disney's Gary O'Brien". Or "Microsoft's Gary O'Brien". I'll even wear your logo wherever I go.

Plus, no where's the best part, I won't ever be busted for performance enhancing drugs. Why?

1. I'm not racing anyone but myself.
2. As a diabetic I take enough shots.
3. Unless you consider a cup of Haitian Bleu (the best coffee in the world from VJ Coffee in St. Louis . . . yes, it's better than anything you can ever imagine) performance enhancing. Which, technically, studies show it is. But no one bans it because they fear they'd get killed if the Italians can't have their coffee in the morning.

This was a pointless post.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous7:57 AM

    Excellent work. Keep setting goals and meeting them and soon you will be racing.

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