Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Mosquitoes

They're everywhere. They are attaching. Help me. Please help me. I'm crying.

Walking Gert to the bus stop there were swarms . . . no GANGs of the things. I think one of them actually hit me with a chain. One of them was taunting us, yelling, "Warriors, come out and pla-aaaay!"

Help. They're forming civilizations and a written language. They're making tools.

We're all going to die.

2 comments:

  1. i think the mosquitos have formed a civilization in my yard, complete with a constitution. i can't mow the lawn without getting at least a dozen mosquito bites. and i do use cutter. lots of it.

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  2. Anonymous3:23 PM

    They are insane this year. I'm very, very scared.

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