Hey kids. I'm late today, and probably will be switching to night posting for a while. Matilda started summer school today (this is a good thing . . . summer school is no longer for thugs and morons) which creates a really bizarre driving schedule that will remove a couple of available hours from my day.

So, until I get a chance to talk about Father's Day, I thought I'd leave you with the Google searches that have hit my page. It's odd to think that I should be careful about what I say, and it explains why the kids are no longer named by their real names. I'm actually surprised about some of the words I've used and in what context. I certainly hope I haven't upset some of the dopes who were looking for the more lacivious stuff below:

geek feces
Secret Confessions
"have to ask you to strip"
stock analyst monkey
splodeydope
chronosynclastic
fargo snow globe
tickle torture
huffing Vicks Vapo Rub
Bet your bippee