Someone asked me what I'll do with the old computer. Here are my ideas:

1. Wireless network. Make this one a slave, file server and a play station for the kids.
2. Just make it a server. Maybe even host my own website from it.
3. Beat the living hell out of it.
4. Wipe it, and sell it.
5. Gut it for parts.
6. Blow it up.
7. Throw it out the window.
8. Have a party where I give every party goer a piece of the computer. Chip here, board there . . .
9. Rip out the processor and wear it on a chain.