Never play Monopoly with my eldest daughter. She looks cute and sweet, but at heart she’s a ruthless land baron and quite a convincing real estate agent.
“You could have beautiful Baltic Avenue, located in the convenient “Just Pass Go” section of town, just around the corner from the swanky Boardwalk address. Close to both utilities and a railroad, this sunny and bright location is a must see! Priced to sell!”
I bought. Then she cleared out all my available cash.
I’ve been hoodwinked! Bamboozled!
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