Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Dear Glasgow Kentucky Electric Plant IT Manager

May want to talk to the asswipe who hit my site this morning at 9:41 a.m. from your domain through a search looking for "n**ked picturs of little gurls". Only not with the stars and not with the misspellings. I even have that jerk's full IP.

Oh, I suspect this boil on the ass of humanity knew exactly what he was looking for. And I also suspect his company-owned hard drive is well stocked with such photos.

Once you do check out his computer, do me a favor. Take a nice metal rod and pry it into nice open connection in your power plant so that you have a nice current running through it. Now take the guy who hit my site and back him slowly into that rod.

2 comments:

  1. Um, I may have a better solution, water, battery, balls, are you catching my drift?

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  2. How can someone do that and NOT think they're going to get caught? Kentucky has IT people too...doesn't it???

    Or maybe not.

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