Friday, November 04, 2005

Dear Mike Love

Shut up. Please? I know it's difficult to pass into irrelevance with your nasally voice and ego the size of Nebraska. But, seriously, no one cares.

Also, you're lucky fans of the Beach Boys didn't sue YOU for marring the band by bringing in John Stamos.

P.S. We know you're bald so you can take of the stupid hat.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:56 PM

    Well...it's no secret how I feel about Mike Love; it is a secret, though, how I feel about John Stamos.

    I realized, after having seen this episode for the millionth time, that Brian actually appears in an episode of "Full House." Previously, I had thought that all BB appearances on the show were sans Bri. But, nope, there he was. Didn't say much. Looked a little dazed (which may have been why I missed this the millionth-1 times I'd seen the episode before).

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  2. Anonymous1:12 PM

    Yeah, it's the one where the whole family goes and dances on the stage with the band while they play "Kokomo" (don't get me started on that song) or something, right? Brian was also on an episode of "Saved By the Bell". I think both were just after the post-Landy period where I'd be willing to bet that the voices in his head taught him his lines.

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  3. Anonymous8:07 PM

    Oh cut Mike some slack....

    You know every morning he has to look in the mirror and think "He wrote 'God Only Knows'... I wrote 'Kokomo'"

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  4. Anonymous8:48 PM

    And in order to write that pile of crap he needed help from Scott McKenzie, John Phillips and Doris Day's son. I guess he had irrirated the Captain back to Tenille by that point.

    Still, he'll always have "excitations" to his credit.

    I love that he's suing over SMiLE and the very lyrics he so despised.

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