Oh. My.
I have no idea how to react to this. If any of these women get into the car with the Hoff, they deserve whatever they catch. Honestly I don't know what's worse, the completely superfluous references to when Hasselhoff was barely relevant or the flying heads behind him or, gag, the "Hot Cup of Hoffee". Ugh.
This has been the Hoff's month, though. First he has emergency surgery after a bizarre "shaving accident". I don't know what he was shaving in order to hit his head on a chandelier. He had to be standing on the sink, which means he was shaving . . . I have to stop thinking about it. Then he was kicked out of Wimbledon. Wow. He managed to get so drunk that he upset the country that invented Football Hooligans. That's impressive.
The Hoff. I don't get it. In fact, I think I vomited in my mouth a little. Enjoy.
What??? You had to inflict that on the rest of us? I'm calling the United Nations Council on Human Rights abuses: first on the Hoff for doing that and then on you for putting it where small children and oxygen deprived protogeezers could see it and suffer brain damage. Ack! I didn't just throw up a little in my mouth; I full body yakked, played the whale, drove the bus, technicolor yawned, laughed at my shoes, shouted the freshman mating call. GOSH! At least put out a lobotomy warning or something.
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You should warn a person what they're about to see. Gag. I feel dirty for having watched the 30 seconds that I did...it took that long to find the close window button because of the gagging......
ReplyDeleteHow much more warning did you need? The freeze image on the screen practically shouts "Abandon all hope ye who enter here"!
ReplyDeleteI expected bad, perhaps even very bad, making me laugh at its horribleness. Perhaps as bad as the Kevin Federline one (which I double-checked that I saw it *here*), but not nauseatingly so, that's all.
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