The New Gilligan's Island

I just received a notice from someone with whom I work on some projects letting me know she'll not only be out of the country next week but " without mobile phone, telephone, or internet access."

I just realized that if she added "not a single luxury" she'd be on the Modern Gilligan's Island, trying to send a text message through a coconut. And making a tall, half soy/half skim double banana-o-cino (instead of pie).