Monday, March 13, 2006

The Online Society to Stop James Blunt

I'm starting one. Who is in? I swear if I hear that pasty waif sing about how is ex-girlfriend is beautiful again I will shove explosives in my ears. The guy is pale, his voice is reed-thin and the song is, shall we say, boring.

But, oh, I guess the girls are going gaga over the video where the schmuck takes off his clothes in the snow and jumps into the ocean. Oooh. If only he did it like in the movie Coming Home.

I know I shouldn't be negative. I know I should understand how this guy has some sort of positive influence in the world, but I'm failing to see it. When I see or hear him and his ubiquitous crapfest, I want run into traffic.

Please, take him and Michael Buble and send them to Siberia to work on a gulag. I can't take it anymore.

For the love of all that is holy, please!!!!!

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:08 PM

    Why you gotta go and be so nasty about pasty pale boys with pretty little voices? Um...am I wrong or doesn't your white Irish arse put off quite a glare from all the pale!

    Yesterday I purchased the JB cd. I also bought Neko Case. So, I guess it's a wash, ay? I also bought 2 dvds: Serenity and Pride and Predjudice. Guess those two off set each other as well.

    But let me just say this. I love, love, love Neko! Thanks for posting the Leno clip. That's what convinced me to give her a try.

    Also, does anyone else think it ironic that the ad at the top of this page is for Michael Buble tickets? Kind of hard to stamp out your nemisis and plug his ticket sales at the same time.

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  2. Anonymous5:12 PM

    Just so you know, I actually do know how to correctly spell nemesis. Dang it!

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  3. Anonymous5:15 PM

    Ditto on prejudice. I'm a idiot without a spell checker!

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  4. Hey don't be knockin' the Quando Quando guy.

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  5. Anonymous6:07 PM

    My pasty Irish skin once caused an airplane to make an emergency landing at the Elks pool in 1979. And that is why you won't see me without a shirt on. In fact, I go out in the sun to take the blue out of my skin.

    The problem with Mike was that commercial he was in (Starbucks?) where the woman would see him as everyone. By the third time I saw the commercial I wanted to order a hit.

    Mr. Blunt, well, I'm not budging on that.

    Congrats on the purchase Carol. I love Neko. Dark and soulful. That's how I like my women.

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