Because Neko Case would lose if she were on. First of all, she'd never sing a happy song. Would she sing "My Cherie Amour"? No. She might sing "Behind These Hazel Eyes" but when she did, it would be a boozy song that would tell you a harrowing story of loss and loneliness.
I think her voice is too good for it. Seriously. She's like a rocky, smokier Patsy Cline with a punk attitude.
Need proof that she's better than all of us?
Exhibit A:
Neko Case - Running Out of Fools
From Blacklisted. Classic song, done by Aretha Franklin, Elvis Costello, Isaac Hayes . . . Haunting, beautiful and powerful.
Exhibit B:
Neko Case - If You Knew
Neko Case - Train From Kansas City
Both live tracks from The Tigers Have Spoken. Filled with spite, anger, loss and maybe a touch of redemption. And they sound damn good.
Exhibit C:
The new album, Fox Confessor Brings the Flood, comes out Tuesday. What I've heard is amazing. It's her most daring, artistic music yet. Her melodies and subjects are more complex, soaring even. And her voice sounds better than ever.
Neko Case - Hold On Hold On
If that's not enough, I still give you this song. Amazing. Truly amazing. Listen to the chorus. Wow.
Neko Case - Star Witness
So, take that all you Idols. Neko can kick your ass. And well she should. She's a triple threat. Singer, writer, babe with a brain, and an axe. What more do you want?
Therefore, I implore you that you must go buy the album on Tuesday. They'll have it at Borders, so it won't be hard. And, if you still don't believe me, check out Leno on March 9.
Trust me, you won't be sorry. Seriously.
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