Friday, January 19, 2007

Note To Advertisers

"Ginormous" is not a word. It is especially not a word used to describe the magnitude of the Cranberries song "Linger".

You may also not use the following to describe things:

Scintillating
Sexy
Odoriferous
Awesome
Likable
Suckable
Buxom
Tinkly
Fat-bottomed
Mucousy
Four out of five doctors agree that anal insertion is not recommended.

Okay, maybe you should say that last one.

1 comment:

  1. FYI, 90% of those are going in this afternoon's Mad Lib. I'm particularly excited about the verb potential of "anally insert."

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