Gertrude just walked up to me, punched me in the groin and said, "Honk Honk." That it happened in the middle of Walgreens just makes the humiliation greater. I couldn't tell if she was laughing at what she did, or the way my eyes were watering and I was turning purple.
Now, the question is why did she do it? To make sure she always stays the baby? Possible. But that seems too easy.
What's your theory?
Respond many times. I doubt my groin will ever have another discussion dedicated to it ever again. Let it enjoy its time in the spotlight.
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