Gertrude's Observations Upon Watching Snow White

1. "Dad! That witch is riding in a boat without a life jacket! That's very dangerous."

2. "Dad! That squirrel is playing guitar but he's play like this (violent plucking motions). He's supposed to strum."

So there you have it. Witches with no regard for personal safety and squirrels with poor musical habits. Snow White in a nutshell.