Monday, March 28, 2005

We've Got Solid-State Technology

We're trying a social experiment. And we want your help. Please bring us all your most hated neighbors. We'll lock them in our basement and see how long it takes for them to destroy one another or, perhaps, see if they join together to make one super neighbor.

In truth, we are trying a social experiment. My lovely wife is trying to get a free iPod. Help her. (And thereby help yourself.)

We've heard mixed results on these. Some have said it works, others say it doesn't. We being the people who we are, and not having $299 to try, are willing to try. Hell, if I have to pay for a month of Stamps.com then so be it.

I'm begging you. Help her. If we succeed, I promise I'll do something publicly embarrassing that will amuse and, perhaps, disgust you.

With an offer like that, why would you refuse?

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:30 PM

    I don't know. I'm concerned. I read on the Internet that these free iPod people were a front for the Little People .....

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  2. my comment is this: everyone who helps you out also must fill out all those questionnaires, get people to help THEM, etc etc etc...it's a very vicious cycle. I tried it too. I have some Body By Jake cellulite cream I don't want, and no iPod. :(

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