"According to members of the Church Of Scientology, Tom Cruise has reached the sixth of eight Operating Thetan levels - he is trusted enough to know almost all of the 'secret truth of the universe.'"
Um. Waiter? Check please.
Eight Operating Thetan levels? When will he transcend crappy Spielberg SciFi?
There are certain things I don't mind Tom Cruise having. Nailclippers. A Tori Amos CD. Grocery bags. Discount coupons for Ruby Tuesdays. The secret truth of the universe? Can't we give that someone who wasn't in Losin' It?
But it's not Speilberg, it's Hubbard.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's HIS secret (Hubbard's)....I wouldn't worry too much.
Hubbard's religion. Spielberg's crappy movies.
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