Friday, June 24, 2005

Listen Up Bitches

Tom Cruise knows things. No. He knows things. And what he knows could blow our minds because of his intense knowledge of the Thetan levels.

And Angie called him out. She will soon have to go into hiding. Look at what he did to Brooke Sheilds. Because when The One True Cruise unleashes his god-like powers attained from using this, which is either a penis pump or a recharger, we shall all kneel down and praise Cocktail.

No one scares Tom. No one. Not even Uncle Fritz, who no doubt has been relocated to another Thetan level or beaten to death with a copy of Dianetics.

Behold what the One True Cruise will do in his Wrath:

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:49 AM

    Have you seen this: http://waxy.org/random/view.php?type=video&filename=Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov

    Funny stuff.

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  2. The dude is batshit.

    Amen.

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  3. Anonymous4:23 PM

    I've never been a fan of Tom Cruise. In fact, all the girls I knew growing up who had a crush on him turned out to be lesbians. No, I'm not kidding. I've never liked him as an actor. The only thing he ever did that I could stomach was Magnolia.

    His recent outburst have ticked me off to no end. Someone needs to smack that man--hard.

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  4. What...you didn't like "A Few Good Men" or "Top Gun"?

    :D

    I don't doubt that there are too many kids on Ritalin...but this dude is scary.

    He doesn't know shit...he knows just enough to be dangerous.

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  5. What...you didn't like "A Few Good Men" or "Top Gun"?

    :D

    I don't doubt that there are too many kids on Ritalin...but this dude is scary.

    He doesn't know shit...he knows just enough to be dangerous.

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