Wife: And then the chiropractor massaged the area where sciatica causes me problems. It felt really great. I'm going for a follow up next week. You should go see him.
Me: I don't have back problems. I have neck problems.
Wife: Well, he can talk to you about your posture, figure out what's wrong and how to correct it. I think it will really help you feel better.
Me: Will he talk to me about diet and nutrition too?
Wife: Probably. He'll look at the whole package, your overall health.
Me: So he'll tell me to stand up straight and eat my vegetables?
Wife: Yes. He's your mother.
Me: One of these days . . . Bang! Zoom!
Cue canned laughter as husband and wife laugh at each others jokes and hug.
Fin.
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