The Cardinals

Are making my eyes bleed. I can't watch anymore.

I can't believe we're being beaten by a team that appears to have Adam Duritz playing left field, a rejected member of the L'il Rascals at short stop and a G.I. Joe doll, as portrayed by Che Guevara filtered through Liberace's wildest fantasies in center field.

I mean, seriously. We might as well have stayed home and sent a first grade t-ball team to face the Sox. I refuse to watch anymore. This is why I stopped watching sports in the first place. It's too damned stressful.

Oh well. At least the Blues don't suck this year.