Thursday, October 21, 2004

Oodle Doodle?

To use the parlance of the youngsters, WTF? Give it a chance to load. Then fire up your email and please explain it to me.

I mean, okay, I like eggs. They are versatile. They provide a nice emulsifier for many yummy treats. They also aren't bad scrambled or nogged.

But never have I had the brilliant idea to have a bunch of dancing chicken ovum prance around declaring their love for themselves. Nor had I ever thought of dressing them up, especially as some sort of iron spiked S&M king. And that last image of the egg with a nipple, blinking and smiling while a human child sucks out its inner goodness? It horrifies me.

Maybe North Korea did test a nuclear bomb recently. Because something happened to seriously mess up the brains of the South Koreans.

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