Confessions of a Caffeine Deprived Madman, Part II:

We're going to a family barbeque tomorrow. Wife has a thing against meat this week, which is cool. However, she wants to bring kabobs.

Never understood kabobs. Essentially, they are meat and vegetables on a stick. They are a linear stew. Why?

Put the damn things in a pot and cook them properly. Stew should not be on a stick.

Note to self: Frozen dinner idea: Pizzabobs(TM). Dough, Cheese, Tomatoes and Pepperoni on a stick. Heat and eat. Mmmmm. Good.