FBI warns of possible scuba diver terror attacks

Oh. Okay. But I'll remember to go about my normal life while I'm at it. But I won't fly, drive, walk, run, swim, drink the water, dance, sing, go shopping, go to the movies, go to any sporting events or any gathering of people. I won't visit monuments, parks, celebrations of any sort of national pride or significance, I won't buy an American car and I certainly won't go to Disney World because I don't want to go anywhere where there might be the distinct possibility of a terrorist attack. Or even a terrorist scowl. Or someone who is reading an article about a terrorist who scowls.

I feel like the police keep calling me at 2 a.m. to say, "There may be some armed criminals trying to break into your house. Or not. Just wanted you to know. Go back to sleep and have a good evening."