Saturday, May 11, 2002

Families of 11 dead illegals to sue U.S. for Not Putting Water in the Desert.

Other things the government should do:

*Put firewood in the tundra.
*Provide swimmers with armor against sharks.
*Stop bees from stinging people.
*Get rid of cancer.
*Reduce the grease in McDonalds Burgers.
*Put safety harneses in trees in case people fall out.
*Use softer bullets because when I'm trying to rob a bank while brandishing a weapon, those hard bullets could hurt somebody.
*Put a warning on coffee because it might be hot.

No offense to the families or their tragically departed loved ones but . . .

It's the desert. There is no water. That's why they call it the desert. I wonder if we'll ever be sued by the families of people who drown for not putting enough air in the water?

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